A wise man once told me.

And by the way
Your definition of friend
obviously
is different then mine.
Grow up.

A wise man once told me.

Honesty at times
is a bitch.
When it is, change something.

A wise man once told me.

A true friend will stop you from making a mistake
that
not a true friend will help you make.

A wise man once told me.

Are you single because you drink too much?
or
do you drink too much because you are single?

A wise man once told me.

It's all or nothing
or
it's nothing at all