A wise man once told me.

And by the way
Your definition of friend
obviously
is different then mine.
Grow up.

A wise man once told me.

Honesty at times
is a bitch.
When it is, change something.

A wise man once told me.

A true friend will stop you from making a mistake
that
not a true friend will help you make.

A wise man once told me.

Are you single because you drink too much?
or
do you drink too much because you are single?

A wise man once told me.

It's all or nothing
or
it's nothing at all

A wise man once told me.

Always take off your jacket when you go inside.
Otherwise it does not do you any good outside.

A wise man once told me.

I took advice from a 19 year old girl. I'm pretty sure she was wrong. Does that make her stupid? or me?

A wise man once told me.

If death is only the begining,
then life is only the ending.
Therefore; enjoy the ending,
because death has already past.

A wise man once told me.

If everyone loves Thomas Butler Stone,
then no one loves Thomas Butler Stone.

A wise man once told me.

Thank you for being you.

A wise man once told me.

There are worse things then death,
and you are still alive!

A wise man once told me.

When does life really begin?
I'll tell you when it gets here.

A wise man once told me.

I'm not always right,
but I'm not always wrong.
At least I can admit that.

A wise man once told me.

If someone thinks you are too old,
then someone is too young to think for you.

A wise man once told me.

Sex is a lot like snow in Michigan,
you don't always know when you're gonna get it,
and when you do you don't know how long it will last.